We all know that Santa Claus does his very best to make sure all of the "nice" children get toys at Christmas. He works all years making his toys and then spends Christmas Eve traveling the globe in his sleigh delivering the toys to all the good boys and girls around the world. But Athletics Marcus Semien Jersey , what if Santa Claus worked for Google? Could he be doing things better?

Google Claus as the new improved Santa would now be known would make Christmas more fair. He would optimize his routes, his toy making and bring even more joy to the good , or should I say most popular Athletics Jose Canseco Jersey , boys and girls of the world, but how.

The first step for Google Claus would be to figure out which kids are the most popular. We all know how school yard popularity works. The kids which are nicest, or coolest Athletics Joe Morgan Jersey , or have the most friends are the most popular, but Google Claus can do better. Google Claus would not take the tried and true definition of popularity, it would use a new one. The kids who are known by the most kids would now become the most popular. The kids who other kids point at regularly would become the most popular kids of all and kids who talk a lot would also be extremely popular.

Now that Google Claus has re-defined kid popularity it must feed this into his new super computer to come up with a list of naughty and nice kids. Nice kids are the ones who gain their popularity naturally or at the very least in ways that Google Claus has not noticed are not very nice. Buying popularity is very frowned upon by Google Claus and you may even end up on the naughty list this way. Also Athletics Jed Lowrie Jersey , if an unpopular kid likes you you may be penalized by good old Google Claus and heaven forbid that you should like somebody who is unpopular or point at them. That is sure to get you in hot water at the new, more efficient North Pole.

Google Claus is very smart and comes up with an algorithm for figuring out this popularity equation. He also feeds in how much each kid talks (remember, talking is good) and even goes as far as to measure how much a kid repeats himherself. Now Athletics Glenn Hubbard Jersey , a little repetition is good, but once you surpass what Google Claus refers to as Rudolph's ratio, then it's frowned upon. So the kids who are constantly saying "are we there yet?" are not going to do as well as the kids who only say it say 3-5% of the time.

Since kids are constantly changing who they are pointing at and also constantly changing what they are talking about Athletics Dennis Eckersley Jersey , good old Google Claus has trouble keeping up. The most popular kid in school this week might not even show up on the Google nicety radar next week. Especially if he starts pointing at a naughty kid, or pays somebody to like him.

I think we can all agree that Christmas will be much better off if Santa Claus just looks over his list with his nice cup of hot chocolate as is traditional and Google sticks to search engines.

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On Tuesday January 2, 2007 Pat Robertson of the CBN 700 Club warned that America may suffer an attack on one of its cities that could cost the lives of millions. Many have scoffed at Robertson?s prediction noting that previous predictions have not been true in every instance.

Evangelicals have already distanced themselves from Robertson in times past indicating that they do not think he speaks for them. Others have labeled him everything from a kook to a liar.

Those who decide on the truthfulness of a prophetic utterance and the prophet?s particular qualifications usually do so by means of tracking the fulfillment of the prophecies and observing the lives of the prophets past and present. Setting yourself up to be the judge of the prophets? carries with it more responsibility than one might imagine.

The greatest of Gods servants were prone to errors throughout their lives. The Apostle Paul who may be Gods single greatest witness in history was once a murderer of Christians.

Peter who denied Christ prior to his crucifixion and was later restored also had to be rebuked by the Apostle Paul some thirty years after Athletics Catfish Hunter Jersey , for refusing to preach the gospel to the Gentiles.

David who?s Psalms accurately predicted the first coming of Christ and to this day offer guidance to millions of believers, started off as an adulterer and a murderer. Does this mean bad guys make better prophets?

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Holding the prophets lives under the microscope is a poor start to verify their qualifications. We will never like what we see; we will always see ourselves. We will then have to move over to the record. How accurate are the prophecies?

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